This hurts, but not my hand

I have no idea why I cannot use my left hand. It won't work (no pun intended. You know, left+work=welfare. I guess ya had to be there). That is why I am going to direct you to my hero's site: "Bill and Bob's" Excellent Afghan Adventure. He has returned after a mission which took over two months. Please read it, and leave him a comment of comfort. I would love to run all the way over there to comfort him, but somehow I believe I would cause more harm than comfort!